Welcome to Ticket Bastard. Please attempt to use our website to purchase tickets to the event of your dreams while we laugh our asses off at you. Once you become frustrated, call our TOLL phone number on your dime, sit on hold for 30 minutes and listen to our advertisements while our operators do their nails. When you finally get through to one of our ex-900 number phone sex operators, allow them to try to sell you a bunch of shit you don't want or need for another 30 minutes. Then, if we feel like it, and we think there's a 100% chance we can charge you doing nothing, you will get tickets. Be sure to read: Terms and Conditions and Our Privacy Policy
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