Subject: NEW VIRUSES!   ***BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS -  Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS -  Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -  Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes. 

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 30 GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100  MB then slowly expands back to 30 GB. 

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files. 

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted. 

TITANIC VIRUS - Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.  

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS- Only attacks minor files. 

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files and leaves... but IT WILL  BE BAAAAACK. 

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch  floppy then discards it through Windows.