HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

> Compliment her

>  cuddle her

>  kiss her

>  caress her

>  love her

>  stroke her

>  tease her

>  comfort her

>  protect her

> hug her

> hold her

> spend money on her

> wine & dine her

> buy things for her

> listen to her

> care for her

>  stand by her

>  support her

>  Go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

>  Show up naked

>  Bring beer